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@dogboy*

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open season.

OPEN SEASON

@dogboy
24 / m / straight / 2♠️*

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My Self-Summary

His name is Kirma and he’s illiterate. I’m helping him fill this out, but honestly speaking, it’s a complete waste. Besides that, don’t you think his rank is unfairly high? Even though it’s still in the single digits, it’s not as if he wouldn’t be at home in the basement levels. If someone could send my complaints along to the house, I’d appreciate it.

My Future Plans

Surviving?

My Talents

Chasing sticks. Eating absurd quantities of garbage. Fouling up perfectly nice beds. Trampling flowers.

Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and Food

Meat.

My Ideal Partner

Someone skilled at training dogs.

Height 169cm / ~5’7 Body Type fine Smokes apparently Drinks i think so Drugs maybe Sign ? Education laughable Occupation unemployed Income unpaid Children none? Pets he is one Hobbies cooking

art credit: one. two. three. four. five.

01. WINE OR BEER

BEER

.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES

“WHAT'S A MIME”

.03 SHOWER OR BATH

NEITHER

.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS

PIRATES? WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF THESE

.05 TITS OR ASS

.06 COFFEE OR TEA

.07 SPICY OR SWEET

.08 SUMMER OR WINTER

.09 LEATHER OR LACE

10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX

Personality Type
ISFP-A

ENERGY

73%

introverted

MIND

76%

observant

NATURE

66%

feeling

TACTICS

54%

prospecting

IDENTITY

75%

assertive

personality test. art credit.

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Comments

backtracked for furry event, from your favorite @aventurine

[waged]

My friend! How are you doing? Grown any extra pair of ears?

and also my least favorite @aventurine

[conspecifics]

No.

2/2 ok

[conspecifics]

( … but he does like that aventurine texted him, maybe he should say something else… it just takes a second (five minutes or so). )

Surely that isn’t the only question you have for me.

( yes, five whole minutes for that. )

[waged]

( what a good boy... )

Haha, maybe not. But can't I ask it out of curiosity? Show concern to a friend?
Have you found anyone to read what your watch's instructions are yet? I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours.

[conspecifics]

Perhaps you should go first.

( cagey man, always wanting things out of him and offering little in return. of course… that’s not an exchange he minds, necessarily. )

Do you have them? ( … ) Ears. ( …… ) New ones.

[waged]

I do. What animal ears do you hope they are? If you're lucky, I might have just the ones you want. Wanna try it?

[conspecifics]

It doesn’t matter. Any of them are fine.

( technically true for the game as well, but that’s not what he’s thinking about here. )

Well, a rabbit wouldn’t suit you.

[waged]

( if he didn't know kirma is honest enough with him, he would almost have thought this is deflating. so all of them are useful to wolves, huh. good to know. )

You don't think so? Well, I guess I don't tend to be called cute often at all. Most people prefer to think of me as handsome, like a fox.
How useful is that for you?

[conspecifics]

It’s not about usefulness or cuteness. Though neither are lacking.

What did the game say for you?

[waged]

Now now, my friend. I wasn't aware our friendship is based on interrogation. I was just trying to make conversation, and potentially help you out. That's what friends are for, after all.

[conspecifics]

You said you'd tell me what yours said.

( the typing indicator stays on for a while longer. hold on, he has to find the... )

🥺

[waged]

( damn. cute. pussy please? )

Don't be so disheartened. I was teasing.
It said wolves are quite charming, and hard to resist. Explains why I'm here, doesn't it?

[conspecifics]

I see.

( too bad there's no tail wag emoji... )

But you aren't here.

( IMG_053.PNG: a picture of the sky in the gardens, not quite in focus. a few smears of foliage are visible at the bottom of the frame. )

[waged]

( fucking in public???????? )

I could be. What will you gain from me if I come to meet you?

[conspecifics]

( well it's not called springtime in the love hotel now is it )

Don't remember the specifics. You can read it yourself if you want.

[waged]

A tempting idea, but don't you think I deserve some information back first? Do you know how to take a screenshot?

[conspecifics]

( an extended pause. )

I assume this isn't related to ammunition despite the name.

[waged]

( being stupid is such a blessing. ratio would've had a time with this guy. )

Hahaha. Not quite, but close.

> IMG ATTACHMENT ( yes i took this from the apple site. commitment to the bit )

Go back to the message you received, and press those buttons at the same time. Send me the picture.

[conspecifics]

( SORRY THEY DIDNT HAVE SMART WATCHES IN 1890?? damn...

anyway. IMG_054.PNG. is that good enough. )

[waged]

( I HATE THAT THIS SHIT IS CROPPEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD fucking kirma )

Scroll down to the rest of the information. Do the same again. I'll give you a reward if you do it right this time.

[conspecifics]

I did it right the first time.

( IMG_055.PNG )

[waged]

What else does it say? Wouldn't it be better to show me everything? That'd make me quite happy.

[conspecifics]

( he didn't say how far to scroll...

cue imgs 56-68 dot png. every last detail, maybe, mostly. there's overlaps and there's bad cropping and one of them in the middle is the homescreen (somehow) BUT HE'S TRYING. god. )

[waged]

( there we go :) as long as he can read the fine deets. a small item reward doesn't seem very enticing, but who knows what kirma might miss from home. the cats bit, though. )

Good boy. ( reward first, of course :) )
Have you found any cats to play with?

[conspecifics]

( !! maybe it's good that they're texting, because his reaction might be kind of embarrassing otherwise... )

A few. ( in threads I NEED TO TAG but ) Does it matter?