킬마 🐺 (
conspecifics) wrote2023-01-01 12:00 am
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open season.

OPEN SEASON

@dogboy
24 / m / straight / 2♠️*
24 / m / straight / 2♠️*
Details
My Self-Summary
His name is Kirma and he’s illiterate. I’m helping him fill this out, but honestly speaking, it’s a complete waste. Besides that, don’t you think his rank is unfairly high? Even though it’s still in the single digits, it’s not as if he wouldn’t be at home in the basement levels. If someone could send my complaints along to the house, I’d appreciate it.
Surviving?
Chasing sticks. Eating absurd quantities of garbage. Fouling up perfectly nice beds. Trampling flowers.
Meat.
Someone skilled at training dogs.
Height
169cm / ~5’7
Body Type
fine
Smokes
apparently
Drinks
i think so
Drugs
maybe
Sign
?
Education
laughable
Occupation
unemployed
Income
unpaid
Children
none?
Pets
he is one
Hobbies
cooking
01. WINE OR BEER
.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES
.03 SHOWER OR BATH
.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS
.05 TITS OR ASS
.06 COFFEE OR TEA
.07 SPICY OR SWEET
.08 SUMMER OR WINTER
.09 LEATHER OR LACE
10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX
BEER
.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES
“WHAT'S A MIME”
.03 SHOWER OR BATH
NEITHER
.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS
PIRATES? WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF THESE
.05 TITS OR ASS
.06 COFFEE OR TEA
.07 SPICY OR SWEET
.08 SUMMER OR WINTER
.09 LEATHER OR LACE
10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX
Personality Type
ISFP-A
ISFP-A
ENERGY
73%
introverted
MIND
76%
observant
NATURE
66%
feeling
TACTICS
54%
prospecting
IDENTITY
75%
assertive
hover for rating.

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Don't remember the specifics. You can read it yourself if you want.
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I assume this isn't related to ammunition despite the name.
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Hahaha. Not quite, but close.
> IMG ATTACHMENT ( yes i took this from the apple site. commitment to the bit )
Go back to the message you received, and press those buttons at the same time. Send me the picture.
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anyway. IMG_054.PNG. is that good enough. )
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Scroll down to the rest of the information. Do the same again. I'll give you a reward if you do it right this time.
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( IMG_055.PNG )
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cue imgs 56-68 dot png. every last detail, maybe, mostly. there's overlaps and there's bad cropping and one of them in the middle is the homescreen (somehow) BUT HE'S TRYING. god. )
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Good boy. ( reward first, of course :) )
Have you found any cats to play with?
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A few. ( in threads I NEED TO TAG but ) Does it matter?
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unfortunately, he doesn't know kirma that well, and doesn't know the extent of his naivety and honesty. what had esikko said that one time? that kirma liked meat? hmmmmm... )
Out of curiosity, while I make my way to you.
Say, why don't we play a little game while we're at it? What do you think?
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( no calculations on his end. just happy to be here. )
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at the same time— aventurine has been nothing but honest with him, as far as he knows. perhaps a little bit more trust is in order, at least to start? it isn't as though the stakes are high. )
Let me find some dice.
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( because kirma is always so vague with directions wtf. but at least aventurine is lucky and smart, which is a dangerous combination. soon enough, around the corner, he spots a familiar dog, looking as canine as ever. )
A shame we don't have matching ears, but at least I understand how you feel a little better now. ( hence the intentional tail wagging ) Don't you think these suit me?
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I would say they do.
( not enough to smile about it, but his own tail does thump furiously against the grass. he's doing his best to not seem too into it, but again, the tail... )
So? ( what's this magic trick, then. )
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so, with the snap of his fingers, three dice and a dice cup appear in his hand. like magic! )
Personalized for our little game. ( except they're his just in his own peacock-esque colors. he drops the dice inside of the cup, and hands it to kirma. ) Feel free to do the honors. You may shake the cup as many times as you want, then - ( fucking flat surfaces, man. aventurine gives a quick look around, and walks closer to a nearby bench.
he leans on it, because of course he does. ) Turn the cup face down on the bench once you're done. Easier to count the numbers this way. May Lady Luck be in your favor, my friend.
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he has no idea if that’s good or not.
kirma’s ears turn backwards as he considers this unfortunate development. maybe he needs to at least figure out how numbers are written, given the environment they’re in. in the meantime, all he can do is look to aventurine for clarification on the results. )
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Six, five and two. Thirteen is pretty good. Only six away the highest score. At the very least, Lady Luck isn't looking away from you.
( compliments aplenty, and they're genuine ones, as far as his tone goes. he gestures for the cup back, drop the three dice back in and, at the very least, he isn't half as a show-off at this than in his trailer lmao. for all it's worth, it's impressive for someone who has never seen a dealer or a gambler in action; knowing how much force to use, the twist of a wrist, the movements of an arm.
down goes the cup, and from it — ) Six, two, and six. Fourteen, then. What a close call! A little more, and you could have beaten me. ( lmao
the dice and cup leave gold sparkles as they disappear off his hand, and the smile on his face grows a little thinner - perhaps too much like a fox's. )
Well then. That means I can ask anything of you. Are we still in agreement?
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If I wasn’t, it’d be a little late, now.
( they’ve already played the game. the time for misgivings is a bit past, isn’t it? )
Or are you thinking of something so dire, I’ll want to back out?
( haha. it’s a joke, you see. he’s learning. )
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You think I would treat one of my good friends like that? I'd never be so cruel. ( though it sounds much like some sort of twisted irony, it is anything but.
there's two reasons as to why aventurine is here, he hasn't forgotten. both are easy enough to obtain; a reward for a game, and a debt for the future. he steps in closer, slithers fingers down kirma's arm, to his hand, entwines them. they're close in height, at least - close enough that aventurine can keep their faces close, and their lips closer still.
then, in all of his foxian charm: ) That token you will get once you play with your cats. Won't you give it to me?
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That’s all? ( he tilts his head, ears twitching. ) Something like that, you could’ve just asked for.
( you see, the game doesn’t matter. the rewards are meaningless, the potential punishments are still leagues better than anything he could’ve hoped to achieve back home. the main issue is that the golden peacock is safe. boring, even. sure, he plays along— only to kill time. even that is beginning to lose its appeal, but what else is there to do? what use is three ranks, one way or the other? if it matters to aventurine, though, he’s happy to give it.
with their hands linked, kirma tugs at aventurine as he sits on the bench. isn’t there something about it, with quick foxes and lazy dogs… )
Is that really all you want?
( as a game prize, or in a more general sense? well, either, really. )
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maybe kirma is just genuine and honest, and that's far more bothersome than if he had ill intentions behind his every word and action. for some reason, aventurine feels more like he has lost than otherwise. )
Shouldn't I be asking that of you? ( he allows himself to be pulled along, but sits himself on kirma's lap instead. what happened to topping? we just don't know. ) Two or more foxes, and you can get a small item. Is there anything you want?
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Haven’t given it much thought.
( a truthful admission. it hasn’t stopped him from trying to pursue the goal at all, but it also means he hasn’t put too much effort in, either. (after all, laying in the grass is hardly the best way to chase down a rabbit.) of course, he knows someone who will be happy to take that reward, the same as aventurine has laid claim to the other; his gaze slides away as he considers that option. hmm. )
Something practical, or something sentimental. ( those are the only two options, really, but he remains undecided on which. ) I still need a bit of help getting it, either way.
( 🥺, as they say… during all this, his free hand has made its way to aventurine’s tail, stroking along the fur, soft and glossy. maybe bathing does have its uses. truly, he’s beginning to understand so much. )
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cw dog feelings
i HATE it thank you
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😟
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here's the no romo you ordered
thanks i wanna kms
no refunds
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cw for casual mentions of gore lmao
cw light vore mentions and suicidal ideation kinda ???
cw for cannibalism and gore :(
you mean :)
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enough good times let's get back to the weird times
idk they were happier here at least .
i hope you freeze to death on that bus
i lived bitch
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