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@dogboy*

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open season.

OPEN SEASON

@dogboy
24 / m / straight / 2♠️*

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My Self-Summary

His name is Kirma and he’s illiterate. I’m helping him fill this out, but honestly speaking, it’s a complete waste. Besides that, don’t you think his rank is unfairly high? Even though it’s still in the single digits, it’s not as if he wouldn’t be at home in the basement levels. If someone could send my complaints along to the house, I’d appreciate it.

My Future Plans

Surviving?

My Talents

Chasing sticks. Eating absurd quantities of garbage. Fouling up perfectly nice beds. Trampling flowers.

Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and Food

Meat.

My Ideal Partner

Someone skilled at training dogs.

Height 169cm / ~5’7 Body Type fine Smokes apparently Drinks i think so Drugs maybe Sign ? Education laughable Occupation unemployed Income unpaid Children none? Pets he is one Hobbies cooking

art credit: one. two. three. four. five.

01. WINE OR BEER

BEER

.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES

“WHAT'S A MIME”

.03 SHOWER OR BATH

NEITHER

.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS

PIRATES? WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF THESE

.05 TITS OR ASS

.06 COFFEE OR TEA

.07 SPICY OR SWEET

.08 SUMMER OR WINTER

.09 LEATHER OR LACE

10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX

Personality Type
ISFP-A

ENERGY

73%

introverted

MIND

76%

observant

NATURE

66%

feeling

TACTICS

54%

prospecting

IDENTITY

75%

assertive

personality test. art credit.

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Comments

[waged]

( if he didn't know kirma is honest enough with him, he would almost have thought this is deflating. so all of them are useful to wolves, huh. good to know. )

You don't think so? Well, I guess I don't tend to be called cute often at all. Most people prefer to think of me as handsome, like a fox.
How useful is that for you?

[conspecifics]

It’s not about usefulness or cuteness. Though neither are lacking.

What did the game say for you?

[waged]

Now now, my friend. I wasn't aware our friendship is based on interrogation. I was just trying to make conversation, and potentially help you out. That's what friends are for, after all.

[conspecifics]

You said you'd tell me what yours said.

( the typing indicator stays on for a while longer. hold on, he has to find the... )

🥺

[waged]

( damn. cute. pussy please? )

Don't be so disheartened. I was teasing.
It said wolves are quite charming, and hard to resist. Explains why I'm here, doesn't it?

[conspecifics]

I see.

( too bad there's no tail wag emoji... )

But you aren't here.

( IMG_053.PNG: a picture of the sky in the gardens, not quite in focus. a few smears of foliage are visible at the bottom of the frame. )

[waged]

( fucking in public???????? )

I could be. What will you gain from me if I come to meet you?

[conspecifics]

( well it's not called springtime in the love hotel now is it )

Don't remember the specifics. You can read it yourself if you want.

[waged]

A tempting idea, but don't you think I deserve some information back first? Do you know how to take a screenshot?

[conspecifics]

( an extended pause. )

I assume this isn't related to ammunition despite the name.

[waged]

( being stupid is such a blessing. ratio would've had a time with this guy. )

Hahaha. Not quite, but close.

> IMG ATTACHMENT ( yes i took this from the apple site. commitment to the bit )

Go back to the message you received, and press those buttons at the same time. Send me the picture.

[conspecifics]

( SORRY THEY DIDNT HAVE SMART WATCHES IN 1890?? damn...

anyway. IMG_054.PNG. is that good enough. )

[waged]

( I HATE THAT THIS SHIT IS CROPPEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD fucking kirma )

Scroll down to the rest of the information. Do the same again. I'll give you a reward if you do it right this time.

[conspecifics]

I did it right the first time.

( IMG_055.PNG )

[waged]

What else does it say? Wouldn't it be better to show me everything? That'd make me quite happy.

[conspecifics]

( he didn't say how far to scroll...

cue imgs 56-68 dot png. every last detail, maybe, mostly. there's overlaps and there's bad cropping and one of them in the middle is the homescreen (somehow) BUT HE'S TRYING. god. )

[waged]

( there we go :) as long as he can read the fine deets. a small item reward doesn't seem very enticing, but who knows what kirma might miss from home. the cats bit, though. )

Good boy. ( reward first, of course :) )
Have you found any cats to play with?

[conspecifics]

( !! maybe it's good that they're texting, because his reaction might be kind of embarrassing otherwise... )

A few. ( in threads I NEED TO TAG but ) Does it matter?

[waged]

( cue the endless math and planning happening in his head right now. a +3 token with two +1 token would shoot topaz all the way to nine, not before he gets a 4♡, 5♡ and 6♡ out of her. he could find esikko, make a trade with him, maybe a gamble. from 4 to J is an insane rank up, and would make it easier for their info gathering.

unfortunately, he doesn't know kirma that well, and doesn't know the extent of his naivety and honesty. what had esikko said that one time? that kirma liked meat? hmmmmm... )

Out of curiosity, while I make my way to you.
Say, why don't we play a little game while we're at it? What do you think?

[conspecifics]

What kind of game?

( no calculations on his end. just happy to be here. )

[waged]

A simple game of dice. We both roll three dice, and whoever has the highest score gets to ask anything of the loser. What do you say? Won't it make our little meet-up more fun?

[conspecifics]

( even he pauses here; if he means a game over text, there's no guarantee their numbers are what they say they are. he might not understand the deck of cards this place uses, but being cheated at gambling isn't unfamiliar territory.

at the same time— aventurine has been nothing but honest with him, as far as he knows. perhaps a little bit more trust is in order, at least to start? it isn't as though the stakes are high. )

Let me find some dice.

[waged]

There's no need for that. I will show you a little magic trick too. Ah, give me a moment.

( because kirma is always so vague with directions wtf. but at least aventurine is lucky and smart, which is a dangerous combination. soon enough, around the corner, he spots a familiar dog, looking as canine as ever. )

A shame we don't have matching ears, but at least I understand how you feel a little better now. ( hence the intentional tail wagging ) Don't you think these suit me?

[conspecifics]

( laying in the grass, as canines do. kirma has to tip his head back to look at aventurine properly, squinting against the light, but he sits up in the blink of an eye once he registers the additions. )

I would say they do.

( not enough to smile about it, but his own tail does thump furiously against the grass. he's doing his best to not seem too into it, but again, the tail... )

So? ( what's this magic trick, then. )

[waged]

( still cute and still honest. something inside of him wants him to turn his nose away and scoff his way out of there, but aventurine stays, because this is a chance he can't miss out on.

so, with the snap of his fingers, three dice and a dice cup appear in his hand. like magic! )

Personalized for our little game. ( except they're his just in his own peacock-esque colors. he drops the dice inside of the cup, and hands it to kirma. ) Feel free to do the honors. You may shake the cup as many times as you want, then - ( fucking flat surfaces, man. aventurine gives a quick look around, and walks closer to a nearby bench.

he leans on it, because of course he does. ) Turn the cup face down on the bench once you're done. Easier to count the numbers this way. May Lady Luck be in your favor, my friend.