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@dogboy*

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open season.

OPEN SEASON

@dogboy
24 / m / straight / 2♠️*

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My Self-Summary

His name is Kirma and he’s illiterate. I’m helping him fill this out, but honestly speaking, it’s a complete waste. Besides that, don’t you think his rank is unfairly high? Even though it’s still in the single digits, it’s not as if he wouldn’t be at home in the basement levels. If someone could send my complaints along to the house, I’d appreciate it.

My Future Plans

Surviving?

My Talents

Chasing sticks. Eating absurd quantities of garbage. Fouling up perfectly nice beds. Trampling flowers.

Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and Food

Meat.

My Ideal Partner

Someone skilled at training dogs.

Height 169cm / ~5’7 Body Type fine Smokes apparently Drinks i think so Drugs maybe Sign ? Education laughable Occupation unemployed Income unpaid Children none? Pets he is one Hobbies cooking

art credit: one. two. three. four. five.

01. WINE OR BEER

BEER

.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES

“WHAT'S A MIME”

.03 SHOWER OR BATH

NEITHER

.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS

PIRATES? WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF THESE

.05 TITS OR ASS

.06 COFFEE OR TEA

.07 SPICY OR SWEET

.08 SUMMER OR WINTER

.09 LEATHER OR LACE

10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX

Personality Type
ISFP-A

ENERGY

73%

introverted

MIND

76%

observant

NATURE

66%

feeling

TACTICS

54%

prospecting

IDENTITY

75%

assertive

personality test. art credit.

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Comments

[loosestrifes]

What do you mean "why?" Because I'm curious.

[conspecifics]

( curious… because……… )

Have you finally come around?
But we’re already married.

[loosestrifes]

We are NOT MARRIED!!!

This isn't about you!!

( Like, he literally is asking about him but ??? Don't worry about it )

[conspecifics]

( if they’re not married then how come he can ask the closest staff member to deliver this freshly made coffee to his wife and they’ll rush it to esi… ? )

Then why should I help.
Even in a place like this. Directly helping my own wife cheat on me feels a bit strange.

[loosestrifes]

( this question plagues him to this day )

I don't need help. It's not cheating. And I'm not your wife. Get that through your thick skull through one of the excessive number of holes on your head.

I'm only curious about how someone like YOU managed it. That's all.

( that's not all. )

[conspecifics]

( perfect time for that very staff member to tap esi on the shoulder and offer the coffee, isn’t it? from your husband, sir, said with a thinly veiled contempt only held back out of respect for the requester’s rank. as if a 2 would deserve such a precious thing. (it’s a pumpkin spice latte.) )

What’s that supposed to mean?
Generally. If you want information out of someone. Insulting them shouldn’t be your first route.

[loosestrifes]

( ...........He wants nothing more than to throw this coffee across the room, but the smell of it is nice, and so he begrudgingly accepts it without a comment. )

I'm not going to beg you for it, if that's what you're trying to ask for.

[conspecifics]

( anything for his wifey! )

I’m not telling you to beg.
I’m telling you to be polite. For once in your lives.

[loosestrifes]

( ...






about five sips of his latte later )

Okay. Well. Would you mind telling me, then.



Please.

[conspecifics]

( ?! )

[conspecifics]

Since when do you take criticism.
Who is this about?

[loosestrifes]

Even when I follow your instructions, you don't give me an answer. This is why I don't.

No one. Nothing. This isn't about anything, I'm just curious!

( bristling with his lies, of course )

[conspecifics]

You wouldn’t say it that way if it was only curiosity.
Please. ( pretend this is in quotation marks thanks )

Too bad I appear to be the type that doesn’t give you answers. Since you won’t have a conversation with me you’ll need to figure it out on your own.

[loosestrifes]

That's not fair. I said it that way, and it doesn't matter?

You're going to move on with your happiness and leave me to rot?

I don't want to say. I don't want to say because it's a daydream. It's a fairytale, it's not based in reality, it's not anything for someone like me, but I'd like to imagine it.

But putting it to words would make it real.

I've already put enough into words, and reality is cruel. You're really not going to tell me?

[conspecifics]

( goddamn? )

I see.
So it’s like that.


I believe the first step is to be honest. Which puts you at a natural disadvantage.

[loosestrifes]

Shut up. I have been honest. With him.

You two have also been everything but honest with each other in the moments leading up to this, haven't you? So what gives?

[conspecifics]

We never lied about anything.

( he doesn’t know this is also a lie btw, it’s not for him, so, )

It was just easier. Not to talk about things.
Isn’t it the same for you right now?

[loosestrifes]

So your relationship is built on lies. I see.

He has ABSOLUTELY lied to you. He might even admit it now.

Even ignoring that, though, it's not the same. Rather, it might be that way for him and someone else?

Ugh. I was a fool for thinking your words would be enlightening in any way.

[conspecifics]

Don't project your insecurities onto me. Us.

You still haven't said who him is.

[loosestrifes]

Whatever.

I told you why I didn't. It doesn't matter anyway.

[conspecifics]

I can't want to know. ( question mark? )

Well. Even if you don't believe it.
In the end it was as simple as that.
Do you really want every last detail?

[loosestrifes]

Guess then.

No, I don't, but... What do you mean? Did one of you just say you liked the other and that was that? Did it just happen?

[conspecifics]

No. That had been said for a while.

( remember when it was one-sided... in better times......... anyway give him a minute to think about this, because truly he has done nothing but aggressively hover around. you know. like a dog.

somehow he doesn't think that strategy will work as well for esi. )

If it was as simple as that. Liking each other.
We wouldn't need matchmakers to organize marriages.

[loosestrifes]

Said for a while. To each other, I assume.

( He frowns, typing and erasing and retyping a few times. )

Something had to have happened. You went from denying it to calling each other boyfriends.

[conspecifics]

He died.