킬마 🐺 (
conspecifics) wrote2023-01-01 12:00 am
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open season.

OPEN SEASON

@dogboy
24 / m / straight / 2♠️*
24 / m / straight / 2♠️*
Details
My Self-Summary
His name is Kirma and he’s illiterate. I’m helping him fill this out, but honestly speaking, it’s a complete waste. Besides that, don’t you think his rank is unfairly high? Even though it’s still in the single digits, it’s not as if he wouldn’t be at home in the basement levels. If someone could send my complaints along to the house, I’d appreciate it.
Surviving?
Chasing sticks. Eating absurd quantities of garbage. Fouling up perfectly nice beds. Trampling flowers.
Meat.
Someone skilled at training dogs.
Height
169cm / ~5’7
Body Type
fine
Smokes
apparently
Drinks
i think so
Drugs
maybe
Sign
?
Education
laughable
Occupation
unemployed
Income
unpaid
Children
none?
Pets
he is one
Hobbies
cooking
01. WINE OR BEER
.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES
.03 SHOWER OR BATH
.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS
.05 TITS OR ASS
.06 COFFEE OR TEA
.07 SPICY OR SWEET
.08 SUMMER OR WINTER
.09 LEATHER OR LACE
10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX
BEER
.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES
“WHAT'S A MIME”
.03 SHOWER OR BATH
NEITHER
.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS
PIRATES? WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF THESE
.05 TITS OR ASS
.06 COFFEE OR TEA
.07 SPICY OR SWEET
.08 SUMMER OR WINTER
.09 LEATHER OR LACE
10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX
Personality Type
ISFP-A
ISFP-A
ENERGY
73%
introverted
MIND
76%
observant
NATURE
66%
feeling
TACTICS
54%
prospecting
IDENTITY
75%
assertive
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I told you why I didn't. It doesn't matter anyway.
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Well. Even if you don't believe it.
In the end it was as simple as that.
Do you really want every last detail?
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No, I don't, but... What do you mean? Did one of you just say you liked the other and that was that? Did it just happen?
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( remember when it was one-sided... in better times......... anyway give him a minute to think about this, because truly he has done nothing but aggressively hover around. you know. like a dog.
somehow he doesn't think that strategy will work as well for esi. )
If it was as simple as that. Liking each other.
We wouldn't need matchmakers to organize marriages.
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( He frowns, typing and erasing and retyping a few times. )
Something had to have happened. You went from denying it to calling each other boyfriends.
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In any case, do you think if I died, he'd realize I'm irreplaceable and leave any poor other choices for me?
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It was my fault. However indirectly.
( insert pleading emoji here )
So that's what it comes down to.
You can't stand to be second place to something. Even though there's no reason you should always be first.
Instead of looking for an easy scheme to pull why not just talk to him?
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Why do you assume I haven't spoken to him already?
( pause as he considers how he never talks to Kirma ).
Nevermind. Just know that I have. It doesn't matter.
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I don't recall much about your ability to communicate.
If it doesn't matter, then why did you message me in the first place.
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You were right. He did lie.
But not about anything important.
Claiming anything was founded on lies is still an overstatement.
( so there!!!! )
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But you're right. I don't know why I messaged you.
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( five minutes later, )
Also. Don't kill yourself to make a point.
I don't think there's anyone else that would work on. ( besides. him. lmao )
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I'm just frustrated. I'll figure it out some other way.
( by killing you instead lmao )