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OPEN SEASON

@dogboy
24 / m / straight / 2♠️*

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My Self-Summary

His name is Kirma and he’s illiterate. I’m helping him fill this out, but honestly speaking, it’s a complete waste. Besides that, don’t you think his rank is unfairly high? Even though it’s still in the single digits, it’s not as if he wouldn’t be at home in the basement levels. If someone could send my complaints along to the house, I’d appreciate it.

My Future Plans

Surviving?

My Talents

Chasing sticks. Eating absurd quantities of garbage. Fouling up perfectly nice beds. Trampling flowers.

Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and Food

Meat.

My Ideal Partner

Someone skilled at training dogs.

Height 169cm / ~5’7 Body Type fine Smokes apparently Drinks i think so Drugs maybe Sign ? Education laughable Occupation unemployed Income unpaid Children none? Pets he is one Hobbies cooking

art credit: one. two. three. four. five.

01. WINE OR BEER

BEER

.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES

“WHAT'S A MIME”

.03 SHOWER OR BATH

NEITHER

.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS

PIRATES? WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF THESE

.05 TITS OR ASS

.06 COFFEE OR TEA

.07 SPICY OR SWEET

.08 SUMMER OR WINTER

.09 LEATHER OR LACE

10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX

Personality Type
ISFP-A

ENERGY

73%

introverted

MIND

76%

observant

NATURE

66%

feeling

TACTICS

54%

prospecting

IDENTITY

75%

assertive

personality test. art credit.

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Comments

hi

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( sorry kirma. it's a bunch of different pictures of household goods of all kinds, but the catch is that they all come in matching pairs. if they all look particularly expensive, don't worry about it. )

I have been thinking about decorating our suite more.
Never really done this kind of thing before, so give me your feedback~
Anything you like? Anything you want?

( you have 10 minutes before he buys everything btw )

bye

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( it takes a lot longer than 10 minutes to look at this many pictures please calm down )

I'm surprised you don't have much experience in this sort of thing.
Not that I particularly do either.

( this is probably around the 16 minute mark. btw. give him a 17th one to consider the options: )

Do they have any ducks?

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( sorry! they're all bought. better safe than sorry, you know that they say. )

Ducks? ( like r****'s...

incoming another batch of like, five pictures this time! )

Something like these?
I didn't know you like ducks.

( he'd have bought him!!!!!!!! duck stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! )

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( does he like ducks, or does he just like the implication of them... he has to consider this, actually. imagine knowing what your preferences are without conscious thought. )

They taste good. ( naturally. )
And they look good in pairs.

The gilded ones seem a bit. Expensive. Don't they?

[waged]

( counterargument: he knows he prefers spending his time with aventurine :) )

Not for me. I'll buy them for you.
Why don't we put them next to our fish?

( the ones they caught on their date ougghghhh )

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( okay, but there was a time where he had to think about that, too. )




What if they come to life and eat them?

( even tts does not accurately convey the seriousness of his tone. )

[waged]

( (discord voice) # ? )

Hmmm~ That would be a problem, wouldn't it?
Then where do you wanna put them?

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( if people get turned into statues then statues being able to come to life is a logical assumption from there!!! )

There's a spot in the kitchen.
Where people can see them.

( for their incredibly large social circle who will all know what they mean. yeah. )

Oh. It's hard to tell from the photos.
But one has to be red and one has to be blue.
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( TO SHOW OFF THEIR NOT-MARRIAGE????????????????????? THAT'S CRA

also. ? kirma knows what's red? is it his red or everyone else's red? much to gamble about. )

Kitchen it is. And if they come to life, we can feed them from there~

Do the colors mean anything? ( also because like... wh... who is the red and who is the blue. since when are they red blue yaoi. )

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( should he try to come up with a cover story or .................. hmm. maybe he can take a page out of somebody's book and Gamble on it. )






Well. Traditionally.


The red one represents the bride.

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( #??@!?!?#?!??#?!??@#?$?$?@

:jawdrop:

surely it's not supposed to represent them................. right....................... ? )

Hmm~ So they're wedding ducks?

( AS IN. THE DUCKS ARE GETTING MARRIED................................ )

We sure do have a lot of pets that come in pairs. At least they won't be so alone. ( the fishes. the fucked up bunnies. the ducks... )
Should I get ribbons for our rabbits too? Maybe by now, they would wanna get married, right?

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Yes.

( as in. gifts for a wedding......... :) )

I don't know how much a marriage is worth here. But I think they would. ( "they" )
Just remember. Red and blue.

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Does it have to be worth anything? If they love each other and want to be together for life, then that's what matters, right?

( crazy talk about plushies btw. )

Yessir. Red and blue.

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( ducks AND ribbons. in red and blue!! )

How about these? The colors look nice.
Or should I find something brighter? Or darker?

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( yeah. about plushies. for sure. )

Do they.

( it turns out that it's hard to tell for some unknown mysterious reason. a pause... )

I do trust your judgment.
Should we be getting anything else? For the ceremony.

[waged]

( after a lot of unfortunate reading: )

I'll buy some fresh bread.
I'm not really familiar with wedding ceremonies, but that's what we used to do back in Sigonia.
Some bread and salt, and I guess we can eat it for them.

( pleeaseeeee pretend the implication isn't there pleeeeeaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee )

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( ? there's no implications about anything in this conversation? )

I'm not overly familiar with weddings either. But I know a few things we would eat at home.
I'll make them for dinner tonight. Since it's a special occasion.

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Maybe that will make it feel more like home. ( their suite... )
Wanna help me decorate too? With furniture, I mean.
I've been thinking... I have no intentions to move out, so we should try to make our suite more to our liking.

( translation: he has no intentions of dying again............... )

I have never really bothered with that back in Pier Point, but I think it'd be a nice change of pace.
Besides, we've got a busy room. Might as well make it more lively, right?

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I’ll help. But.

( how does he put this )

There’s a bed and a kitchen. I’m not really sure what to get beyond that.
It’s already more than. ( …… ) Well. Perhaps I’m just easy to please.

It would be nice to get more sun in the rooms even if it’s fake.

[waged]

( ok but also, he relates, because yk. s word and everything )

Isn't there anything new you want for your kitchen? ( "your" )
And we can decorate our room more. We don't need much, but I thought that... maybe we could make it feel more like it's 'our' room.

( ouggghhh maybe he'll kill himself a third time actually. embarrassing )

A sun room sounds fun, though. With a couch? Or maybe a chaise? How about a hammock?
I'll buy whatever you want for it.

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Don’t we have everything there is?

Sorry. I’m not too used to this.
🥺

( maybe if he knew what a stand mixer was he’d ask for one but those are about uhhhhh 30 years past his time )

There was a workshop we would use at times.
The floor was tiling. Ceramic. When I was lucky they’d still be warm as I laid down to rest.
I think that was the nicest thing I ever slept on before I came here.

( so like… an empty room is fine? don’t spend too much money please. )

[waged]

( not the piennnnn... )

Neither am I.
Which means we get to learn together.

( hearts n stuff. but maybe at this point he'll just buy the latest kitchen tech there is. smart sinks... and a stand mixer, yes. )

We can do that. Hmmm, we could just have all of those. ( like. the ceramic floor. and hammock. and couch and chaise. and more )
You don't have to decide on what you want right now. But whatever you want, I will get it for you.
As long as it starts to feel like a place you think of home.

whispuke as well

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I've never had a place like that before.
But I think.

As long as you're there. Then the rest will come together.
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Are you almost done? ( when will his bbb return from the shopping war... )